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Cousin Eddie’s White House Christmas Card
Cousin Eddie’s White House Christmas Card
$5.50
Holiday card with bold text reading 'FUCK TRUMP' in large letters and 'happy holidays' beneath in smaller font. Simple design, conveying a humorous anti-Trump sentiment for the holiday season.
Fuck Trump Holiday Card
$5.50
Holiday greeting card with the phrase, 'Make Christmas Great Again and Send Trump to Prison.' Festive red and green design with a strong message.
Send Trump to Prison Christmas Card
$5.50
2024 SCOTUS Ladies Holiday Card
2024 SCOTUS Ladies Holiday Card
$5.50
Holiday card featuring a festive suburban house with the text 'Home for the holidays... with eggnog and an exit plan,' playfully hinting at family stress during the holiday.
Home for the Holidays Greeting Card
$5.50
Ho Holy Shit
Ho Holy Shit
$5.50
Christ it's Christmas Again
Christ it's Christmas Again
$5.50
Holiday Spirits
Holiday Spirits
$5.50
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ELECTION 2024

Fuck Trump Candle
Fuck Trump Candle
$24.95
Burning the Patriarchy Candle
Burning the Patriarchy Candle
$24.95
Totally Fucked 2024 Election Sticker
Totally Fucked 2024 Election Sticker
$4.00
Mind Your Own Uterus Sticker
Mind Your Own Uterus Sticker
$4.00
Pro-Roe Retro Sticker
Pro-Roe Retro Sticker
$4.00
Fuck the Patriarchy Card
Fuck the Patriarchy Card
$5.50
FUNdamental Rights
FUNdamental Rights
$5.00
FUNdamental Rights Sticker
FUNdamental Rights Sticker
$4.00
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This premium collection was meticulously designed with love and patience. Specialty custom blended colors, hand picked heavy weight felt paper, and matte gold foil bring you a touch of luxury with every message.

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ABOUT US

The Card Bureau is a woman-owned design company focused on creating witty, relevant, and humorous designs for greeting cards and gift items. Started in late 2016 by Janie Velencia, a political journalist turned greeting card maker, The Card Bureau draws inspiration from politics, intersectional feminism, and pop culture. 

Our aim is to elevate female figures, empower women and inspire self-expression and activism through the things
we make. Moreover, we hope that our products will help people express their values and connect with others in a meaningful way.

We are proud members of
the Made in DC community.  

Blog posts

It all started in the Green House on the Hill

It all started in the Green House on the Hill

by Janie Velencia
Story Behind the Brand Part 2 - It all started in the green house on Capitol Hill. That’s where I lived when I started The Card Bureau. I rented a...
How it Started: The Card Bureau

How it Started: The Card Bureau

by Janie Velencia
The Story Behind the Brand Part 1 - I started The Card Bureau in 2016 while I worked as a polling editor for Huffington Post. My claim to fame is t...
Text: It's June First. Image: stick person being blasted by a rainbow coming from their computer monitor

20% of June Sales Donated to Whitman Walker

by Janie Velencia
Yep, we're posting Pride content just like everyone else this June. But we've been making pro-LGBTQ swag for years! Also, every year we pick an organization to donate proceeds to during Pride. Read more about where your donations are going this month here.