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Tinsel Tits Christmas Candle

$24.95

Ho Holy Shit

$5.50

Holiday card with bold text reading 'FUCK TRUMP' in large letters and 'happy holidays' beneath in smaller font. Simple design, conveying a humorous anti-Trump sentiment for the holiday season.

Fuck Trump Holiday Card

$5.50

Ice Skate Dreams Gift Wrap

$14.95

A dark green Christmas greeting card with bold white text reading 'MERRY CHRISTMAS POUR ONE OUT FOR THE CONSTITUTION', shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it on a white background.

Pour One Out Christmas

$5.50

Pack of 6 greeting cards with illustrated row houses and 'Holiday Wishes from Washington DC' text.

BOXED SET - DC Holiday Wishes Christmas Cards

$23.95

Cuddle Weather Candle

$24.95

A greeting card with a bold red background and large white text reading 'ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS,' shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it on a white background.

Fundamental Rights Christmas

$5.50

A greeting card with a dark red background and bold white text reading 'ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A NEW SUPREME COURT,' shown with a brown envelope behind it on a white background.

New Supreme Court Christmas

$5.50

DC Christmas Gift Wrap

$14.95

A red greeting card with white text reading 'LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART THIS YEAR YOU GET A CARD', shown with a brown envelope behind it on a white background.

You Get a Card Christmas

$5.50

DC Holiday Wishes Christmas Card

$5.50

DC Christmas Ornament Card

$5.50

DC Season's Greetings Holiday Card

$5.50

Holiday card featuring Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation standing in front of the White House, with the text 'Merry Christmas, Shitter’s Full,' suggesting a political commentary.

Cousin Eddie’s White House Christmas Card

$5.50

A greeting card with a dark blue front and white border, shown with a brown envelope behind it. The card reads, 'HAPPY NEW YEAR WE MADE IT BARELY' in white uppercase text.

We Made It Barely New Year

$5.50

A holiday greeting card with a sage green background and bold white text reading 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FAMILY,' shown with a brown envelope behind it on a white background.

Family Luck Holiday

$5.50

Yuletide Gay

$5.50

A greeting card with a dark red-brown background and bold white text reading 'WISHING YOU PEACE JOY AND A SENATE THAT DOES SOMETHING,' shown with a brown envelope behind it on a white background.

Senate Christmas

$5.50

You Get a Card Christmas

$5.50

A greeting card with a dark blue front and bold white text reading 'WISHING YOU MINIMAL OBLIGATIONS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON,' shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it on a white background.

Minimal Obligations Holiday

$5.50

A greeting card with a sage green background and bold white text reading 'ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR IT TO HAPPEN,' shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it on a white background.

For IT to Happen Christmas

$5.50

Pour One Out Christmas

$5.50

New Supreme Court Christmas

$5.50

Fundamental Rights Christmas

$5.50

Sweater Weather

$5.50

A Thanksgiving greeting card with a dark red background and bold white text reading 'HAPPY THANKSGIVING THE PILGRIMS WOULD BE SO CONFUSED,' shown with a brown envelope behind it on a white background.

Confused Pilgrims

$5.50

A greeting card with a dark blue front and bold white text reading 'WISHING YOU FULL PLATES AND SHORT POLITICAL CONVERSATIONS,' shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it on a white background.

Full Plates Thanksgiving

$5.50

My Favorite Witch

$5.50

Already Terrifying

$5.50

Lucky and I Know It

$5.50

Candle jar labeled 'Chronically Online' on a cream background

Chronically Online Candle

$24.95

Candle that says "mentally im here" on the front

Mentally I’m Here Candle

$24.95

Introvert Candle

$24.95

Single Bitch Candle

$24.95

Cuddle Weather Candle

$24.95

Tinsel Tits Christmas Candle

$24.95

Gin-Gle Bells Christmas Candle

$24.95

Secret Santa Christmas Candle

$24.95

Kris Kringle Funny Christmas Candle

$24.95

Proud AF PRIDE Candle

$24.95

White Elephant Christmas Candle

$24.95

Photo of Summer Vibes 8ounce 50 hour soy wax candle in glass jar with tin lid. Tagline reads Smells like sunshine... and sand in all the wrong places. scent is ocean breeze

Summer Vibes Candle

$24.95

Spooky Season Fall Candle

$24.95

Pumpkin Spice Queen Candle

$24.95

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