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MOTHER'S DAY

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Pink card with white text 'Mom, you should get royalties for my personality'.

Personality Royalties

Personality Royalties
$5.50 USD

Candles & Gifts

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F*ck Fck Fuck Trump candle by The Card Bureau — hand-poured soy wax candle scented with citrus and sage, labeled with bold political statement 'smells like: fascism'; 8 oz glass jar with minimalist white and red design, toxin-free fragrance oils, 50-hour burn time, made in the USA

Fuck Trump Candle

Fuck Trump Candle
$24.95 USD
Cuddle Weather Candle

Cuddle Weather Candle

Cuddle Weather Candle
$24.95 USD
Candle jar labeled 'Political Anxiety, smells like: WTF is going on'

Political Anxiety Candle

Political Anxiety Candle
$24.95 USD
Boss Lady Candle

Boss Lady Candle

Boss Lady Candle
$24.95 USD
F*ck Fck Fuck Trump candle by The Card Bureau — hand-poured soy wax candle scented with citrus and sage, labeled with bold political statement 'smells like: fascism'; 8 oz glass jar with minimalist white and red design, toxin-free fragrance oils, 50-hour burn time, made in the USA

Fuck Trump Candle

Fuck Trump Candle
$24.95 USD